Sup, yo. This is beanpaste. I am -CENSORED- years old, live in Mordor, and own a PlayStation2. I also have the unfortunate problem(s) of being addicted to comma use, slash (gay fanfiction or original fiction pairings), books (I spend all my money on 'em. I'm a frickin' junkie! Godspit!), insulting people who don't use good grammar, and Fang from Maximum Ride (it's impossible not to be addicted to someone who's so hot!). Anyways, occasionally I DO write things. Once in a very, verrrrrry long time.
If I write fanfiction, I'll put it on my fanfiction.net account: http://www.fanfiction.net/~beanpastechan
If I write original schiznit, I'll put it on my fictionpress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/~beanpastechan
More about me: Where do you get all your FAH-bulous icons?
Lessee... photobucket, deviantart, and occasionally I will pilfer things from livejournal. If I steal any of your livejournal icons, I'm sorry, but I need them. I'm... ADDICTED!
Do you draw things?
Frick no. I can't draw. I suck at it.
Do you play video games?
Yeah. Yeah I do. I like Psychonauts, LocoRoco, Kingdom Hearts, and (occasionally) Final Fantasy X-2 or XII.
Do you have a religion?
No. I'm an atheist. Atheism is fun!
If I had a religion, I'd probably believe in the gods from my storyverse, just 'cause. I mean, gods that act like people are fun!
What is the status of your socks?
All of them have holes in them! NOES!
What are you currently writing?
Urrr... poetry.
Actually, no. Lately I've been writing a story called Foxfire. It has zombies, mages, demons, and since there are Japanese-ish stuffs in it, I can finally let my obsessive Japanophilia out! YEY!
What do you plan on writing?
I want to write my Magnum Opus.
I also have several ideas, including but not limited to:
A novel written completely in haiku
Some Doctor Who fanfiction
A short play
Several more stories, all of which are tied in to my Magnum Opus somehow
MOAR POETRY! WHEE!
What are you currently watching?
Doctor Who: God, Christopher Eccleston was awesome. I miss him so much! :'(
Fringe: Walter Bishop is damned funny. Olivia Dunham is awesome. Peter Bishop is... actually, bordering on somewhat hot. And all that creepy sci-fi schiznit? It owns.
Heroes: Ah, Mohinder. I loved you so. But now you're a cockroach, and eating people's innards. Peter Petrelli is still hot, and Hiro Nakamura is still adorable. I'm still addicted, after three seasons! Good job, Tim Kring!
Invader Zim: Super-special-awesome cult classic! Zim is stupid, Dib is stupid, Gir is stupid. Everybody is stupid in that show, and I'm lovin' it!
Code Geass: Almost. Every. Male. Character. In that show. Is. Hot. And Lelouch screams like a giiirrrlllll, ha ha ha!
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series: This is perhaps the best internet parody out there. I reccomend it to anyone and everyone. WATCH IT, PLEASE!
Who is your favorite author?
I have several.
China Mieville.
Stephen King.
Bisco Hatori.
D.M. Cornish.
Lewis Carroll.
I LOVE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!
Which of your characters is hottest?
Er... rather personal question...
I love every last one of them more than chocolate and bunnies and FMA.
But Silvertongue is soooooooo hot. Too bad he's relationship-retarded...
I'd have to say that Shiva Gaunt is pretty good-looking, too, if you like kind of feminine guys.
I'm kind of partial to Jai and Vincent, too. Badass men own.
Okay, final question here: are you looking forward to the Twilight movie?
Wow, that was anticlimactic.
Not really, actually. I kind of want to see it to find out how much it sucks, but I kind of don't because I hate Edward Cullen.
Thank you for reading all of this crap! Enjoy my stories, people!
If I write fanfiction, I'll put it on my fanfiction.net account: http://www.fanfiction.net/~beanpastechan
If I write original schiznit, I'll put it on my fictionpress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/~beanpastechan
More about me:
Where do you get all your FAH-bulous icons?
Lessee... photobucket, deviantart, and occasionally I will pilfer things from livejournal. If I steal any of your livejournal icons, I'm sorry, but I need them. I'm... ADDICTED!
Do you draw things?
Frick no. I can't draw. I suck at it.
Do you play video games?
Yeah. Yeah I do. I like Psychonauts, LocoRoco, Kingdom Hearts, and (occasionally) Final Fantasy X-2 or XII.
Do you have a religion?
No. I'm an atheist. Atheism is fun!
If I had a religion, I'd probably believe in the gods from my storyverse, just 'cause. I mean, gods that act like people are fun!
What is the status of your socks?
All of them have holes in them! NOES!
What are you currently writing?
Urrr... poetry.
Actually, no. Lately I've been writing a story called Foxfire. It has zombies, mages, demons, and since there are Japanese-ish stuffs in it, I can finally let my obsessive Japanophilia out! YEY!
What do you plan on writing?
I want to write my Magnum Opus.
I also have several ideas, including but not limited to:
What are you currently watching?
Doctor Who: God, Christopher Eccleston was awesome. I miss him so much! :'(
Fringe: Walter Bishop is damned funny. Olivia Dunham is awesome. Peter Bishop is... actually, bordering on somewhat hot. And all that creepy sci-fi schiznit? It owns.
Heroes: Ah, Mohinder. I loved you so. But now you're a cockroach, and eating people's innards. Peter Petrelli is still hot, and Hiro Nakamura is still adorable. I'm still addicted, after three seasons! Good job, Tim Kring!
Invader Zim: Super-special-awesome cult classic! Zim is stupid, Dib is stupid, Gir is stupid. Everybody is stupid in that show, and I'm lovin' it!
Code Geass: Almost. Every. Male. Character. In that show. Is. Hot. And Lelouch screams like a giiirrrlllll, ha ha ha!
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series: This is perhaps the best internet parody out there. I reccomend it to anyone and everyone. WATCH IT, PLEASE!
Who is your favorite author?
I have several.
China Mieville.
Stephen King.
Bisco Hatori.
D.M. Cornish.
Lewis Carroll.
I LOVE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!
Which of your characters is hottest?
Er... rather personal question...
I love every last one of them more than chocolate and bunnies and FMA.
But Silvertongue is soooooooo hot. Too bad he's relationship-retarded...
I'd have to say that Shiva Gaunt is pretty good-looking, too, if you like kind of feminine guys.
I'm kind of partial to Jai and Vincent, too. Badass men own.
Okay, final question here: are you looking forward to the Twilight movie?
Wow, that was anticlimactic.
Not really, actually. I kind of want to see it to find out how much it sucks, but I kind of don't because I hate Edward Cullen.
Thank you for reading all of this crap! Enjoy my stories, people!